The United States on Monday said it had been unable, due largely to logistical reasons, to accept an Iranian request for assistance following a helicopter crash over the weekend that killed President Ebrahim Raisi, as Washington offered its condolences.
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The Iranian government is so goddamn ungrateful. They asked for help, so we told them we could send them some cruise missiles real quick. Then they fucking hung up the phone! Pricks.