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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

Just spent half the morning rizzing up a fucking 37 year old

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Just spent half the morning rizzing up a fucking 37 year old

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also

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WHY DON’T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

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but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.

why is this still a problem for people? moving out on your own now is hard as fuck, this isn’t the 90’s
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  It’s a problem when you’re the same age as the mom and realize she’s more attractive than her son, who has also revealed himself to be very skibidi Ohio.

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