TIL Shrek was a book?
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Where was this book written? Does “hot knob” refer to his head or his dick? Hahah
Though he does breathe fire.
Yeah! A good one, too.
My family has kind of an off kilter sense of humor, so this was a staple as a kid, alongside other classics like the stinky cheese man or the runaway beard.
I was pumped when I found out it was going to be a movie. Disappointed when I found out the movie had almost nothing to do with the book. And then pumped again when I realized the movie is awesome in its own right.
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WTH is grade school?
It’s a term referring to K-12 in the US, I think including preschool. This corresponds to school for ages ~6-18.
Never did! Maybe I’ll see about finding a copy for the kids
Book Shrek absolutely F U C K S
Shrek, you can’t just marry… whatever that thing is!
Donkey, I’ll marry whatever I want. God can go fuck himself.
Donkey gives no fucks about your outdated morality.
I hope this is what the reboot is about.
TdIL Shrek was based on a book.
the good book
God hated Shrek because he didn’t watch the movie but join the hate-train.
Glad someone highlighted the relevant parts for me
Link to book PDF for those interested.
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Honestly? I don’t know what to believe anymore. But it does have a publisher watermark…
