HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agotitlehexbear.netimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down10
arrow-up1146arrow-down1imagetitlehexbear.netHarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·7 months agoI’m going to start a competing movement where I also deny myself a small pleasure as a means to enlightenment. It’s called “no candy.” Day 434 of no candy: I was able to levitate my controller to me so I could keep binge playing video games while sitting on the toilet.
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-27 months agoYour body won’t let you succeed at nofap, nocandy, and nogames all at the same time because it knows it would disintegrate into pure god-energy.
I’m going to start a competing movement where I also deny myself a small pleasure as a means to enlightenment. It’s called “no candy.”
Day 434 of no candy: I was able to levitate my controller to me so I could keep binge playing video games while sitting on the toilet.
Your body won’t let you succeed at nofap, nocandy, and nogames all at the same time because it knows it would disintegrate into pure god-energy.
Teach me master