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The original was posted on /r/lifeprotips by /u/SecurityTheaterNews on 2023-08-03 19:59:08.
Take a light jacket or sweater with you. If a goose tries to attack you, just hold the jacket in front of you spread out bull fighter style. The goose is so stupid that it will bite and flap at the cloth and think it is biting you. Works every time.
Cool. Now, where to find an aggressive goose to try it out on?