• @jonne
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    491 month ago

    Crazy how it took the FBI 3 years to find a guy with distinct face tattoos.

    • gregorum
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      1 month ago

      some criminals are aided by the fact that they’re so ass-ugly, nobody can stand to look at them for long enough to recognize them from a wanted poster. just a split-second to notice that everything above the neck looks like an exploded baby’s diaper, and you’re staring at the floor.

    • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      230 days ago

      Came here to say the same.

      The FBI affidavit in Knight’s Jan. 6 case says he has “several distinctive tattoos, including one under his left eye … and what appears to be the emblem of the Cadillac car company on his neck.”

      But, then again, people often mistake the Honda Civic tattoo on my neck for other cars, so it must be rough ruling us out.

      (I have no tattoos on my neck. Learn to internet.)