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minus-square@Etterra@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglish29•2 months agoSuper glue your anus shut. Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
minus-square@A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months ago“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!
“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”