EvilZionistEatingChildren to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 7 months agoHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down118file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWEvilZionistEatingChildren to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 7 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKinNectarlinkfedilink27•7 months agoTell her the neighborhood is holding a competition of lushest carpet, and you need to take some pictures. Forge a letter from the HOA issuing a citation for an improperly kept “private front lawn”. Tell her you have developed a new kink, waxing Dom. Buy her a thong bikini and tell her you have entered her into the Ms. Rec Center competition in two days time.
Tell her the neighborhood is holding a competition of lushest carpet, and you need to take some pictures.
Forge a letter from the HOA issuing a citation for an improperly kept “private front lawn”.
Tell her you have developed a new kink, waxing Dom.
Buy her a thong bikini and tell her you have entered her into the Ms. Rec Center competition in two days time.