It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
Are we still keeping up the farce that we don’t pick noses? It’s 2023, I think we can stop, and just be human.
Now, be clean about it, but just do it.
There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.
It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
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Yucky enough ? :-D
I can’t believe you would do that. 😬
The moisture has most of the flavour.
🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
you clearly need better friends.
You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
Frugal is a good character trait…
Eat them, don’t wipe them. 😤
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It is theorised that there are health benefits, and we may have even evolved sweet mucous to encourage consumption!
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Piss would eventually be toxic since you would accumulate the excess salts or other compounds your body is flushing out.
Run it through a solar still first.
Stop trying to normalize drinking your own urine Bear Gryls
I picked my nose immediately after reading the title.
There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.