• Yardy Sardley@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Lmao when you’re trying to turn your company into a bloodsucking vampire but you forgot that long ago, you told your lawyer to chain the coffin in case this very thing happened.

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      1 year ago

      “Hey bro, let’s go check out those sirens over there. I swear, bro… just plug your ears with wax and tie me to the bow. Bro, it’ll be so epic.”

      Sirens arrive

      “Bro, why the fuck did you tie me down?? Smash this goddamn boat against the rocks!”