• Yote.zip
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    6810 months ago

    “Unlimited” is always a marketing gimmick, and they’ll always contact you like “hey I noticed you’re actually trying to use the thing you paid for you need to stop or we’ll terminate you”. Along the same lines: “Lifetime license” means 5 years, and “All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes means Four Pancakes.

    • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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      2910 months ago

      I tried the all you can eat pasta at Olive garden once.

      The first bowl happened.

      The second bowl was in like one of those little soup cups.

      They refused to come anywhere near our table after that except to slam the check down.

      Fuck everything about Olive garden