Option 1: The Serial Killer Partner

Will never be caught by anyone unless you choose to snitch on them.

To you, they are loving, loyal, and genuinely caring, they treat you perfectly.

They don’t target you or anyone close to you.

You carry the moral burden of knowing what they do.

Option 2: The Perfectly Faithful but Universally Hated Partner

Your partner is completely harmless, no violence, no crime.

They are also loyal, supportive, and truly in love with you.

BUT: for reasons beyond explanation, every other person in the world hates them. Family, friends, coworkers, strangers, everyone despises them instantly and irrationally.

This means bringing them anywhere will always end in rejection, arguments, or people cutting ties with you because of your partner. Rules:

1. Both options assume you genuinely love your partner and they genuinely love you. Additionally, the relationship is permanent.

2. In Option 1, the killings never touch your direct circle of loved ones. Other than that, it’s fair game.

3. In Option 2, the hatred others feel for your partner can’t be explained or changed, it’s permanent, and you can’t “convince” people otherwise.