Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 hours agoEthan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug Boy"imagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down11
arrow-up148arrow-down1imageEthan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug Boy"Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 hours agoVore day falls on August the 8thimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down11
arrow-up176arrow-down1imageVore day falls on August the 8thWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoIf she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assaultimagemessage-square251linkfedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down132
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageIf she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assaultWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square251linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoWeirded the entire country out by eating a raw onionimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down14
arrow-up1167arrow-down1imageWeirded the entire country out by eating a raw onionWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoIf you two French kiss, I will save my babyimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down17
arrow-up1366arrow-down1imageIf you two French kiss, I will save my babyWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoHow many Octobers is it today?imagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down16
arrow-up181arrow-down1imageHow many Octobers is it today?Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agobeautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact meimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down11
arrow-up167arrow-down1imagebeautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact meWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoSome men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxingimagemessage-square269linkfedilinkarrow-up1782arrow-down123
arrow-up1759arrow-down1imageSome men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxingWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square269linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoDon't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.imagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down16
arrow-up178arrow-down1imageDon't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoalways has that Jeni Se Qkwuouaghimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down16
arrow-up1329arrow-down1imagealways has that Jeni Se QkwuouaghWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square43linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agonot she berry or he berry but no berryimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down110
arrow-up1303arrow-down1imagenot she berry or he berry but no berryWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.imagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down15
arrow-up1289arrow-down1imageBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoWhy did 1,000 world citizens bury their underpants?plus-squareimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageWhy did 1,000 world citizens bury their underpants?plus-squareWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sackimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down10
arrow-up1138arrow-down1imageNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sackWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoPhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.imagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down12
arrow-up1286arrow-down1imagePhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down11
arrow-up179arrow-down1imageArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.imagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down12
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imageI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.imagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down14
arrow-up1436arrow-down1imageYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reservesimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down14
arrow-up158arrow-down1imageAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reservesWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeeimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down14
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeeWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
