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Good, keep it that way.

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

A curved posture helps better deflect pressure waves from nuclear detonations, which an erect posture will not do.

O.O “What you call five minutes I call Ą̴̛̻̹͙͚̱̦̖̗̳̮̣̣̮̩̮͂͌̃̋̄̃̔̕Ǹ̴̥̳͎̯̦̐͊̒̿̉͗̌̌̾͂͑̐̕͘ ̵̧̣̱͈̬̗͙̤̩̂͜͠͝Ȩ̵̗̖̟͈̠̦̹̩̒̈̍͋̑̂̀͗̇̏̀͐̒̕T̶̜̝͕̟͐̅̍͑̇̓̑̊͑̈͛͘͜͠E̶̲̽͋͊̎̐̾̉̒́̂̐̎͠͝͝Ŗ̶̫̠̼̲̬͍̳͔̓͑̓̀͌͋̌͂͛͑̃̉̿͗̀̑̚͜N̶̯͍͕̼̬̗̲̯̠̺͈͕͒͊̂̉̑̏͑̿̀̇̄͘͠I̴̢̧̨̡̨̧̤̼̣̲̳͚̬̮̖̓̑̂̍̒̒̽͜T̴̛̩͎͖̼̜̗̙̺̗͓́̾̾́̈̂͑̄̔̽̒͘Ý̷̦̖̣̈́̀̆”O.O

Oh cmon, who doesn’t recognize the Heimlich maneuver for chairs when they see it. People these days.

Rite of passage, I’m told.

Seemed pretty obvious to me.

Hey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.

I imagine ice would be pretty pissed if we did that to one of their wounded. Just dropped ‘em off in some unlit Walmart supercenter parking lot in -30° in the middle of the night, and they can’t see or do anything. Good luck, bud, I got a game to catch tonight lol. Shouldn’t have been ice, eh.

I practically live by the “don’t recommend” options, although recently I’ve started getting “block this video/channel”, which is peculiar.

^ this person downloads

Made the content I downloaded feel more special…

“Whew, gotta be careful with this one, I’m making two copies. On two floppies!”

Someone forgot to pray to the download gods… and fickle gods they be.

“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”

“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”

“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”

“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”

“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”

“Damn, that sucks.”

Deaf Lepers

But my argument is that there is an Edo period Japanese cat army fighting Cthulhu on the beach.

Wait what’re we talking about nothing okey doke.

Might go a long way in explaining those long jaws they frequently have

Cons: some of our finest work there, even if we do say so ourselves! And we do say so!

Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.