Now that’s some serious de-ICE’ing

in -10°F no less

What’s that in °Civilized?

This is not my beautiful wife!

Nice.

Thank you for your leadership Mr President

If you have to call yourself Grant you’re actually very small

It’s gonna get busy in Hell real quick

Now Greenland and Iceland will join the European Union. The EU will set up its own army, integrate its defense industry and boost defense spending. It will also protect its markets from US abuse and use its industrial leverage geopolitically. It will form international alliances with the likes of China and India.

It might slowly (or not) unwind its 8tn holdings of US debt, form a dedicated European financial infrastructure, and aggressively push for the euro as an alternative to the dollar.

In short, the US will lose its primary foreign market, and its closest ally.

“The Hitler administration has a nazi problem”

Yeah no we’d rather not. I say we give that part to Venezuela as reparations.

We’ll have the northeast. You know, New England, New Netherlands, New Sweden

They ask for consent when they operate in the European Union

Well, with climate change that really is a matter of time. The koalas and kangaroos I mean

And nothing of value was lost

Nationalism can sound really good, until it bumps into reality. Then for some reason it always ends in war and destruction

Papering over those Epstein Files get harder every day, it seems

• Reddit to Lemmy
• iPhone to Fairphone
• Apple Music to Qobuz
• Google to Qwant
• Gmail to Protonmail (and other tools like Pass, Drive)
• WhatsApp to Signal
• Audible to BookBeat
• Microsoft Office to LibreOffice
• ChatGPT to Mistral.ai

Various cloud services replaced with selfhosting, like Immich. And quit and deleted X, Facebook, Insta. No shopping ever at Amazon. No eating or drinking ever at McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, Starbucks.

Yeah he’s right. Let’s do it

Wait until the ECB dumps 8tn of US debt

Sloppy Nadella says wut?

In addition, kick out McDonalds, Burger King and Subway. Better for general health too.

That’s indeed their main function