Caveat emptor

Would be? Has been. For decades.

So now we’re cheering the assassination of a healthcare CEO. Not because of him, but because government didn’t fix things the people wanted fixed for a very very long time.

Because Project 2025 policies are best executed drunk

Ah great that means we can sit back and relax for another 4 years 11 months! Love it!

/s

The most American bear

financial mismanagement, drunkenness, fostering a hostile work environment, misuse of funds and inappropriate behavior at events, sexual assault

Sounds like the perfect guy for the job! Any job really. Except maybe jobs involving a tiny shred of responsibility. And/or working with people. Or money.

He knows everything

I think I like her

Bullshit

Use knives and poison

A bit more subtle than that but it can basically be read like that, yes. That’s the magic of ‘net zero’: overshoot now, find miracle cure later. That religious belief in tech is one of the many reasons why we’re fucked.

American ‘solutions’ for American problems

The Empire strikes back!

“Allies”. More like vassal states, apparently

Is not about politics

It’s all about politics. Just not about the 24/7 clown show that passes for politics in the US.

It’s about who gets what, how the spoils are divided. It’s obvious how the deck is stacked against ordinary people: the middle class is being bled dry and the hoarder class is taking off with all of it.

What’s extraordinary is that that somehow passes for ‘natural’ and ‘not about politics’.

MUAHAHAHA

Don’t call me Shirley

Not to put too fine a point on it, but the USA as a whole has become a grift for the rich. That’s why installing an oligarchy makes sense to them.

Like his US asset, he doesn’t like soldiers who get shot

Hot bubbling shit on wheels