misread as “coquito”, ehhh

A sapient reptile? Maybe. Depends if my spouse is into it.

one at a time

I buy in staples in bulk and produce, dairy, eggs fresh on the day. I don’t have a car so never more than I can carry.

Thursday-Saturday ~8am-6pm, Sunday 8-3, Mondays as needed 11-3.

But usually M-W off.

I wait tables.

What do you call a pony with laryngitis?

A little hoarse.

No, they should blame the government.

Even if your anti-government activities are impermissable… the government harassing its citizens is also impermissable. They would be clearly and immediately in the wrong.

Fortunately a lot of those friends have the same deal, and it doesn’t really matter if it’s been a week or a year since we last talked.

I did play a slow game today.

Never. I never buy a new phone. If my current phone suffers a critical, unrepairable mishap, I’ll buy a refurbished used phone, two or three generations old.

Not as often as I think about doing it.

My job is engaging and active and I enjoy it. And due to the nature of the job, I get paid more the busier I am, so there’s no incentive to goldbrick.

Am I not reading that right, or is it only a list of Masto accounts?

oh right, the guy from the thing

What the hell is this? There’s like four good pieces of advice in this list of fifteen:

• Be on screens less
• Be outside more
• Keep a diary
• Block out free time for yourself

The rest is either impractical (automate everything!) or amounts to “make your life more boring”: boring clothes, boring home, avoid social situations.

Fifteen or sixteen, but only part-time.

They also just… don’t make pants for athletic body types. If OP is wearing out the thighs first, Duluth wasn’t going to fit in the first place.

Johnny Mnemonic is based of a short story of the same name by William Gibson. It’s set in the same world as Neuromancer and his other cyberpunk. If you want to see it explored more, I recommend reading those.

Ice is generally not full of air bubbles, so no, the same mass of water does not get heavier when turned to ice. The water just takes up more space in crystaline form, taking up more volume at a lower density.

It is, and the thought that someone would be annoyed by it shocks me

no, they’re literally 25% grape juice