Add some whip and you got yourself an Irish coffee!

IIRC Obama lifted it and Trump reinstated it. I could be misconstruing things though.

I mean you might be right. However there exists a Ukrainian Christmas dessert called poppy milk that’s just poppy seeds and water.

So I’m gonna give myself this one on a technicality haha

Would have been funnier if the writing just said Sheev.

This is a reference to the Susan Boyle album party where they used the hashtag #susanalbumparty

You know you’re right. He was only worth 43 million dollars. I’d say we can revise the rule to somewhere in that area. Maybe take some points off for being a CEO of a health insurance company.

Milk of the poppy is ancient as fuck no?

People always forget the second part of that rule.

We shouldn’t celebrate the death or suffering of other human beings… Unless that human being is a billionaire.

Don’t like people celebrating your suffering? Give up your wealth. Easy as.

Let me be the first to decry this senseless killing. Senseless killing of thousands of people in the name of profit. Also some loser got iced too I guess.

So we’re the thousands who died due to his greed. I’ll try to remember to shed a tear for him after all the rest.

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It would be if it wasn’t extremely well documented.

It’s definitely not impossible that communist regimes would consolidate into dictatorships on their own but if it was a guaranteed thing then the CIA wouldn’t have spent so much time and effort making it happen.

Jet set radioooooooo

This is why the word “reasonable” comes up in a lot of laws. “What counts as reasonable?” You ask? This is what judges are for; to examine the circumstances and make a judgement call.

I was taught it stood for Universal Time Coordinate and I refuse to believe anything else.

Enforcing that would take a lot more money than a padlock.

A better idea would be to charge businesses for the downstream costs of externalities like waste. Make them self-enforce by making it more expensive to dump recyclable or reusable materials.

Journalistic malpractice

As a bartender, if someone is picking up a to go order it’s expected that they won’t tip.

Most places mark Togo orders such that the staff aren’t tipping out on them (for obvious reasons) so it shouldn’t make a difference to the worker that they didn’t get a tip on it.

Little bastards like this but the size of a peppercorn grow in grass in Australia. We call them bindies and they’re the bane of every child’s sole. Teaches you to not walk barefoot on grass pretty quick.

Yeah in the experiment that is often referenced; the frogs had to be lobotomised to stop them just jumping out of the pot whenever they felt like it.