Completely and professionally dismantles the fucker, and then ends it by basically saying, “so anyways, he placed 26th.” That whole statement was just dripping with utter disdain. Just amazing. Meanwhile, the US is literally being run by fucking Mossad at this point. I hate it here.

I remember trying one of these out at a Best Buy shortly after they were released. A few days later, I had pink eye. That about sums up all my memories of the Virtual Boy.

Got in an argument on Reddit with some asshole who was celebrating the fact that ICE was spotted in our city hanging out by an elementary school known for having a lot of ESL students. At some point, he remarked about Alex Pretti getting murdered that he “shouldn’t have had a firearm in the presence of law enforcement.” I responded that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. A week later, I received a permanent ban for this. First four years on Reddit, not once did I get banned for anything. After Twitler was elected, I started collecting temp bans like fucking Pokémon. Pretty much all of them for being mean to obvious Russian trolls/bots. That place really does need to be torn down for parts.

Yep, I’m completely convinced. I absolutely guarantee at this point that Trump had multiple girls killed - either by his own hand, or by someone taking orders from him. He’s panicking, not just because of the pedophilia, but because of even worse shit that has yet to come to light.

There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.

I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.

I happened to stumble upon that original post where the guy was announcing his supposed “girlfriend” was missing. Seemed like bullshit from the very start. The fact he had to lock comments because way too many commenters were asking questions says a lot. Just the weirdest shit.

Oh, hi Melania. Sorry your movie bombed.

You mean to tell me women might find an obese man who paints himself orange, shits his pants, and has a micropenis shaped like a mushroom unattractive?

I motion to officially change the name of these files to the “Trump files.” Pretty clear who the main character is at this point.

I don’t know. I saw that Super Bowl MAHA ad featuring weird close ups of Mike Tyson eating fruit, and now I’m completely sold on the brain worm’s policies. Join the movement people. We can only get healthier if a lot of us start dying of completely preventable diseases.

Is “fat dookie” what we’re calling an eight ball these days?

I routinely forget the existence of Guatemala while doing geography quizzes on Sporcle, so I will absolutely not fault him for this.

The first four years or so that I was on Reddit, I never once received a ban for anything. Since Trump was elected, I pretty much got temp bans every couple of months. Every one was from me being mean to obvious Russian trolls. And then this morning, I got permanently banned for a comment I made over a week ago, that according to Reddits own metrics, received a grand total of zero views. I called a fascist a, um, fascist, and that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. That was a step too far, according to Reddit. And now I’m here.