OR they could save $80 million a year by laying off the top 5 earners there.

I’d like to think this would be taken as a wake up call but I believe she’s too fucking dumb to even entertain the notion that she has been a shit-heel Nazi Pedo sympathizer this whole time. Fuck her and the stupid magic daddy wizard she prays to.

Based.

Are they sure it’s not a brake or clutch handle from a dirt bike?

“Old felon says nonsense things.”

I would watch the hell out of that

You could not possibly prove my point more. You seem super duper smart. Thank you.

Also, will $2,000 truly offset how hard the tariffs have already fucked us financially? Not even close, but the mouth breathers will yuck it up all the way to the bank while defending that dumb motherfucker.

It’s aBoUt hOnOrInG OuR HeRiTaGe, Ya gOd dAmN LiBtArD! nOw tElL YoUr sIsTeR-MoThEr tO GrAb mE AnOtHeR BeEr

He’s lucky he wasn’t dealing with Eagles fans

Nothing quite like insecure small-dick energy.

They voted for bigotry, sexism, and Christian nationalism but ended up getting burned. Fuck’em. I have no sympathy.

Nothing scares rich people like losing money. What a bunch of whiny little titty babies. None of them deserve what they have.

Do you know any of the people involved?

I miss college. It wasn’t great all the time, but those weekends always were.

Who cares what that anemic balding fuck thinks?

I hate this timeline so fucking much. We don’t deserve to ever leave this rock.

Believe in yourself and great things can happen

I feel seen!!

Man, I sure didn’t expect to see “Mel Gibson Was Right All Along” on my 2025 Bingo card, yet here we are.