If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.

That’s a favorite of mine too.

Did you see that concert when Gene was drunk and on drugs?

That’s off 12 Golden Country Greats which is an amazing album too.

I’m not your amigo, friend.

There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.

Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

Aneurysm posting even.

Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

It won’t and it’s not clever but I do enjoy it.

Have a great thanksgiving!

I like what you did there.

They’re still doing more than the progressives.

It might suck to hear that about your team but it’s true.

Yes.

Americans wanted this.

Stevie looks like a melting penis.

How can we recommercialize Christmas?

Taking a piss after chopping habaneros.

It’s never too late if you have a microwave.

She’s British.

A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.