Actually, Ken Thompson and Douglas McIlroy are still alive
Actually, Ken Thompson and Douglas McIlroy are still alive
The president is not there to “joke.”
I wouldn’t even mind if the President was a funny guy.
Donald Trump is not a funny guy. I don’t think he even knows what a joke is
That’s a lot of ∆v, can we fire him out of the solar system instead?
Of course. It can’t travel faster
Eh…maybe our 4th territory instead. If we ever have a stable enough government, we can reopen the constitution and consider province status for individual states on a case-by-case basis
Welcome to Cyanide and Happiness
Some of them do care about Israel; its existence is a prerequisite for the apocalypse that they’re praying for
The purpose of government is to funnel taxpayer money into the hands of the rich, and to enforce laws against the poor, duh.
Are you gonna stop them?
The media has no reason to cover the protests anymore
It’ll be an important topic for history class in the New California Republic
I’m already not watching it, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me not to
Naw, they’ll complain that Republicans aren’t hurting the right people
Pretty sure their size-constraint isn’t gravity anyways, it’s oxygen. Assuming arachnids ‘breathe’ like insects, anyways
It’s called a lateral flow assay
That’s awful. You should post a link to that script so people know where to avoid it
¿Porque no los dos?
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