You’ve got a point. It didn’t instantly fix all of our problems so it must’ve been worthless.

Protests aren’t nothing. That’s why the government spends so much energy dispersing them. Riots would be more effective, but that doesn’t make protesters nothing.

It’ll never work. Don’t believe me? Here’s proof

“b-b-but those dead children were homophobic, you biggot” - Hexbear mod, probably

The barber is a woman.

Vaginaplasty

Honestly the Netherlands seems pretty great.

Doofus

Not to mention, cargo bikes are a thing.

It is, but they’re expensive, and since owning a car is already a pretty expensive necessity not everyone has it.

Well damn I can’t control the weather

If it takes off it might still make it harder to find a decent dairy alternative for people with this kind of allergy.

Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.

Eat some of those dead ladybugs

They’re lucky they didn’t get BLASTED too.

Hey, Nestle may have murdered a bunch of infants in Africa in the name of profits, but that’s nothing compared to charging $80s for Switch 2 games /s

You become triple gay. The gay stacks are additive, not multiplicative.

specifically sending cash to people who are already swimming in cash, and whose taxes were actually cut = “patriotism”

These stupid motherfuckers can’t even get the right kind of 'tism.

We won’t. It will continue to fester and rot till it collapses on top of us. But don’t worry, in billions of years, when another species replaces us. They’ll dig up the bones of our civilization and marvel at how good our q4 profits were.

What the fuck is wrong with 38% of women and 52% of men?