Wait, what? For real?

fiddles with some buttons

Hey, some people are into leather.

there’s no one to blame that doesn’t have an R by their name.

Are you kidding? They’ll be scapegoating Biden’s corpse so long and so hard even the DNC will blush. And then there’s always Obama as a backup plan.

Life is cake when absolutely nothing is your fault.

By being a yuge genius, the best at business.

And it was a good plan, for a while. Shame about that plague, though.

It’s a good thing we don’t have the gubmint compiling lists of, say, neurodivergent folks, so everything’s all nice and ready when the time comes.

I started watching Wing when a friend brought the VHS tapes to work. Tried to finish it on Toonami but they kept shifting the schedule around. Didn’t get to finish it until the DVD run was over.

When Apple announces a feature that Samsung phones don’t have, Samsung also trolls them because that feature is bad. And then a year later, Samsung advertises that they also have that feature.

The pharma-go-round is torture, even with a good doctor. With a doctor that doesn’t listen, it’s unbearable. Which means finding a new doctor and starting again. It’s a vicious cycle. Glad you landed on something that works.

Sega does what Nintendon’t.

It warms my old man heart to see the console flame wars still going strong. Tribalism, what a thing, lemme tell ya. Human nature at its naturist.

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

MOVEMENT CONTROLS PEAKED WITH WASD!

Frank Rizzo would be proud.

Toxic positivi-tea.

Adulthood doubles the frames: add one with no bench, and one with someone putting a bench in front of the child. The conclusion doesn’t change: it’s the kid’s fault for tripping over the bench. We just collectively ignore that the kid was fine until someone put a bench in the way.

So, all the uploaders deserve a ban?

I see you’ve met my entire family.

AI?

Plot twist: the toddler has a multi-year marketing push worth tens if not hundreds of millions, which convinced a lot of people who don’t know the first thing about chess that it really is very impressive, and all those chess-types are just jealous.

The narrative, as I understand it, is that the dictatorship they fled is the left, so left bad, right good. Doesn’t matter that the political “left” in the US is center-right.

It’s brain-dead tribalism all the way down.