I first read the last bit of the title as, “says third grade boys.” I was really confused as to why they were polling third-graders to begin with. I thought girls still had icky cooties when I was that age.

Hmm, learn something new every day!

I hope the tree consented.

Oh, I know this one! Slaves… Lots and lots of slaves.

Airport Security: “Is that three pythons in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

Ditto. They will not be forgotten!

“It’s going to be a maze.”