Imagine general grievous with a bunch of dildos instead of light sabers. 
Why?
Why not? You can do it for free you know.
Nah im just curious how you got there mentally. star wars and Philip dick are in 2 pretty distinct corners of my mind.
Oh. Because greivous is a cyborg. Got it. Still dumb.
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For anybody wondering, it’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
Or his lesser known work, “Do Androids Dream of Electric Dick?”.
thought it said Electric EP
No, that’s the fanfic on AO3. Really well-written, even has a plot, you should go read it.
The ones in the AO3 fanfics do, that’s for sure!
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do they dream of having one? or processing someone else’s?
Even the robots can’t escape the morning wood? Sad
As a human person who has dreams when
it shuts off for several hourshe sleeps, do we not all dream of the male homo sapiens external genitals?Isn’t this a title to a Star Trek TNG episode?
I know I do.
Electric Richards
It looks like a chrome piggy bank w/ marital aids stuck all over it…
Frank Zappa predicted this.
NSFW recollection: Android dick
I had discovered purely from curiosity in the bath what the inside of my butthole was like, and one day I was daydreaming about an android that chould change between male and female so I could find out what it felt like to have android dick in my butt, when it hit me like a ton of bricks that men also had dicks and that I wanted to know what it felt like to have a man’s dick in my butt.
I was shocked
Up to that point I had no idea I might be in the least bit gay - I was into girls. I had felt a bit funny seeing tarzan lying face down on the ground, but thought nothing of it. It was years later I understood the term bisexual. Might have saved quite a lot of confusion in the intervening years.
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Mine for sure does lol
