Honestly probably the best written post I’ve seen on Lemmy.
I’m still not truly convinced it’s not some kind of meme/ weird in-joke that I just don’t get. Like, that just seems so obviously unsanitary and with no obvious appeal that I just cannot accept that it can be something that more than a extremely tiny fraction of people actually do
Kissing is similarly gross if you think about it.
I guess you eat a lot of shit?
Any house with a toilet is covered in a micro layer of shit particles so most likely.
Do you press your mouth against the toilet and flap your tongue around on it?
If you leave the toilet lid up when flushing and keep the toothbrush out you’re not far from it!
Here’s the beautiful part: you don’t need to. Shit particles go everywhere.
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Is your ass always covered in shit? Maybe wash more dude.
Again people do that to each other’s mouths which have way more bacteria and decaying food in it.
That is still another level than actual shit though. No one argues mouths are hygenic. But to compare it to your butthole, I mean, no. There is a reason stuff like handwashing or flushable toilets increased life expectancy quite a bit, people stopped getting sick from all the stuff that comes out of our shit.
Hand washing stops stuff getting in your mouth and eyes. There’s also way more bacteria in your mouth. Both are bad. You’re more likely to catch something from kissing.
Read the comment, it’s talked about by the nurse
They only really covered STIs. But there’s a huge range of things in your mouth. Colds and flus are big ones obviously. But also things like mono etc.
Any exchange of fluids is a risk. Just have to be as clean as possible and choose your partners well.
In that second comment they talk about the normal stuff that comes with oral/vaginal and how it’s not like what’s in/around the butt. STIs are called out as an exception, they aren’t what the comment is really about.
The jist is that you can get some temporary inconvenience with a new partner, but it’s unlikely to be anything serious.
I dated a girl for a bit who really, really loved having her ass eaten and vice versa so… I don’t think it is. I’m pretty sure my distaste for it was a factor in her calling things off.
I feel the exact same way.
I don’t know anyone who beats about it IRL, and I couldn’t think of a bigger turnoff.
I’m sure it happens, but it’s gotta be a very very small percentage of people.
It’s definitely not a meme. About half my partners have wanted it done to them, wanted to do it to me, or both. It’s feels good.
I’m curious to see how it feels, but have zero interest in performing it on someone else. I have enough trouble going down on my partner that squirts.
Yeah the idea of getting pissed into my mouth doesn’t do much for me.
Ya. I like this person a lot but I gagged last time I went down on them when it happened.
Honestly, they didn’t warn me the first time I did which maybe I should have set as a boundary. Idk
That’s a real shame mate. Maybe see if they can give you a heads up or something. At least can try and get out of the splash zone then.
I know several people that would fucking love that. But if it’s not your thing can’t be helped.
It’s possible they were inconsiderate. But I’ve had a partner that didn’t warn me because she only ever squirted with penetration so it didn’t occur to her she even needed to.
Whereas I literally swallowed it.
It’s only unsanitary if you’re unsanitary though.
The whole point of the linked post is that it’s always unsanitary. If you trust someone who claims to be a nurse on the Internet.
The one thing I noticed missing is the time it takes for bacteria to reach harmful levels. I am by no means a nurse, or have any knowledge on that subject. I would only imagine that removing 99% with soaps, cleaning, and being quick about eating ass reduces your chance of sickness by a lot.
…how common are worms in humans?
Yeah, fuck, it’s written like every second person has worms.
Sampling bias of being around literal assholes all the time, for one. Second, nearly every animal not being or under the care of a human has parasitic whatevers. Not a question of if they have them, but what kind.
For them, they probably do. The nurse said that their job included it, and most healthcare people who are having to go hands-on with a patient for cleaning purposes aren’t doing it for fun, but because the person needed it.
You don’t travel to third world countries to eat rural villager ass?
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works thanks for the incredible write up!
Glad you enjoyed my ass… writing
I have to ask- is eating pussy or licking balls really more sanitary? If buttcheeks are problematic for bacterial regrowth, surely an asshole (less likely to be freshly cleaned at that) an inch away from the thing you’re licking is also a source for that.
The assumption that you’re not making any contact with fecal material if you’re not eating ass is fallacious to begin with. There’s a certain point where you just gotta realize you have an immune system for a reason.
If you’re anti-mask and don’t eat ass you’re wasting your life.
I’ve wondered where this obsession with eating ass comes from. Then I remember most people are stupid and want to belong to a flock, like a sheep.
This is exactly what I would expect to read from a normy who never had their ass eaten.
And never will. Just like I’ll never eat a literal piece of shit just to “fit in.” But you do you, Shooter.
My sweet sweet summer child. I hope you one day find the most beautiful partner and you both go crazy on each other in unspeakable ways - throw all that “clear thinking” out the window and live in the moment at least once
Lol, I’ll think about it.
More like “Scooter”, considering how itchy they seem to have their bunghole scritched.
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Sheep eat ass?
Not sure, but they are stupid, and really like to belong to a trib… I mean flock.
Comment was deleted. You should have screen shat it.
It’s not deleted. The link appears to be broken though. Try this one: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/7992560
That’s no better. Sync doesn’t load
anythingthe comment and browser says “Server error”.Sync loaded it for me.
I get a post, but there’s supposed to be a comment. The link is to a comment that doesn’t load.
I know, this is what I get:
Try this? Maybe? https://lemmy.world/comment/6975944
I get the exact same results. Where are you copying these links from? Sync loads the post showing no comments, and the browser shows server error. At this point I feel like you’re just trolling us.
If you can see it, just screenshot it.
It’s too big to screenshot but I can copy paste!
"Well, allow a career nurse’s assistant to chime in.
Having wiped and washed asses for not a living (seriously, the pay is bad) for twenty years, I can 100% guarantee you that it does not matter how much you wash the ass, if there are worms in the intestines, you still run the risk of sucking a few of them up while you’re hoovering the ass with your tongue.
And, even if you hose that thing down, the risk of bacterial transfer is non zero.
First, the ol’ brown eye is wrinkly as hell. Washing your own ass means you can’t see everything to be certain you got every last trace of fecal matter. That trace may be smaller than a pinhead, but when you’re tongue-punching the fart box, that pinhead is still going to get licked up.
Second, it isn’t like all the bacteria in the area magically disappear. Most people get so focused on the anus itself, they don’t remember to scrub the cheeks. Maybe you’re an exception to that, I dunno. But bacteria are fast spreading little bastards. Anything that’s even remotely close will be back in under an hour.
And, even with hot, running water and soap, you can’t guarantee 100% removal of all bacteria. Even with antimicrobial soaps and supplies, you’re washing your ass blind, and it’s wrinkly. So chances are that there are still small batches hiding in a wrinkle. A few minutes after drying off, and they’re enjoying the hot, moist goodness of a gluteal crease, having a bacteria party and reproducing like, well, bacteria.
All of that ignores that as soon as you fart the first time, some amount of bacteria are coming out. Even without that, the anal sphincters (yes, there’s multiple) aren’t exactly airtight. Something microscopic is more than small enough to creep out.
So, scrub away as much as you like, but anyone eating your ass is still coming in contact with some amount of intestinal content, including but not limited to, feces, e-coli, and any worm eggs or worms present."
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Wow, that was one seriously risky click. Completely lost my appetite for lunch, and that was after skipping breakfast because I was rushed this morning.
Goddammit, I hope this hasn’t killed supper for me as well.
Where does it say anyone in this meme is a career nursing assistant? Did I miss that part or are we making shit up as usual?
It’s not in the meme. The link should take you to a specific comment that is by a career nursing assistant.
Edit: here’s a Direct link
Ahh. I have .ml blocked/filtered from my feed. Thats why.
Ah yeah that would do it. The message is too long for me to screenshot but I could copy/paste it into a dm with you if you’re interested in it.
Oh that’s quite alright. It’s not that important. But thank you very much for offering. That’s incredibly kind of you.
.world link for ease of access.
Thanks. The boost app copies the post/comment link using the instance of the person who posts it. I’m sure this will help people.
stds are a removed too. look it up on wikipedia and all your dreams are dead.
Eating ass is repulsive. Sucking on toes is where it’s at.
Imo, both are repulsive. Also, kissing, sucking dick, and eating pussy are all repulsive. Vaginal and anal sex are pretty repulsive too when you think about it. Humans are disgusting animals. That being said, I love all of the above and will take as much as I possibly can until I’m physically unable to.
Praise tha lawd hallelujah!
And then Jesus came…
Amen!
Yeah, I’m sitting here wondering how these people do things and enjoy life. Like, if people understood from a microbiology level how filthy literally everything is, they’d realize frankly none of it matters.
Did you know that (at least using the Boost app) you can add tags to people’s names and it appears on every comment/post they make?
Have sex with a hundred women, no one bats an eye. Fuck a goat once… 😭
PS: I dare you to tag me Goat Fucker.
Do you have any idea how confusing this will be once I forget the context?
Hey it works with connect app as well. Cheers, goat fucker.
Does this work on Eternity?