Indianapolis cheapskates:
Now that we have been transported to the elemental plane of darkness and while we wait for the number of human sacrifices necessary to call the sun back from its icy prison, I figured maybe there would be some good deals on suncreen.
Do you know any? I won’t blame you if you want to keep your secrets to yourself.
When life is so gray, you consider cutting your wrist just to see some color…
Joke, Lewis Black, 1990s.
It might not be on sale, but sometimes Costco sells stuff cheaper…