God’s key
They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!
If only we lived in a time where covering your face was commonplace
It only makes you look suspicious when opening a vending machine. A vending machine company uniform would be better than covering your face.
High vis vest and clipboard is all you need. That probably costs more than just buying the snacks though.
This guy breaks in to vending machines for the snacks
It’s an investment. You’ll get the value back as long as you steal enough snacks.
Maybe a dolly in this case
It’s not to not look suspicious, it’s just to cover your face so they can’t id you as easily.
It just looks less suspicious nowadays instead of drawing immediate attention
This makes no sense, when they notice someone opened the machine they’ll just check the recordings and bust your ass.
It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.
You need to completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you empty several vending machines in a row.
Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere
Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn
What’s great about this meme format is the opposite of what their followers would do. Satanists would share their key to feed the homeless while Christians would call the police…or just shoot them for looting. Cuz that’s what Jesus would do.
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Dude, that monster energy withdrawal is savage, I guess
