i take all my PTO during hurricane season so I can go city to city looting. They’ll never catch me too because I’m from out of state. Hopping on a plane (roads are usually too fucked up after hurricanes) and making my way to a disaster zone to take Pop Pop’s miniature train set really gets my blood going.

Desantis is going to hit you with so many rights you’ll be begging for a left!

bugs bunny had the right idea

We will not tolerate people taking advantage of those in the path of Hurricane Idalia

So you’re taking on the disaster capitalists, right?

You’re not just talking about brown people, right?