What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
Never worked with nim or godot, but it is able to call c routines? So I guess you would be able to call to gdnative?
Likely isn’t gonna be beatifull, but it should work.
It’s something like that, but way beyond me so I couldn’t get something manually let-alone full bindings. I was making a polygon loader+text format for Raylib and didn’t even finish that somewhat due to it not being straightforward to properly implement/use (beyond what I had already that is, and that I’d probably need to make an editor too). And a big reason for wanting Godot is to create and animate polygons in-engine eye example with an editor so yeah I’d rather wait.
It says you should write some damn code.
Anyone can program, granted they aren’t intimidated by the concept… It’s actually very easy, and most professionals are pretty bad at it.
I, and probably lots of others, would be happy to recommend a starting point based on your interests. If nothing else, it will make you smarter
Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language
Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS
If you’re favourite is CSS you are an artist.
Behold!
Not all of these are programming languages btw
You’re a nerd for knowing that.
I was basically begging for that comment ^^
Scripting languages are for popular kids and jocks.
I don’t know all of them, but I was talking about React being a framework, not a language.
Hah, I kinda glossed over that one. Not sure what the downvote is about, it’s a joke. JS and PHP are the two I’m most familiar with and they’re scripting languages, not “proper” programming languages. That doesn’t make them any less serious. Anyway, React, being a library for a scripting language, is two steps removed.
matlab is considered a programming language but that piece of shit acts more like a scripting language than php
A scripting language is certainly a programming language. In fact, it can be hard to even draw a line at all. PHP is just-in-time compiled, and has static analysis tools that can catch errors that are normally considered “compile-time” - scripting language or no? Is Typescript compiled? Are JVM bytecode and WASM just very low level scripting languages? Can you write a powerful web application using BASH? What even is Lisp, in this context? “Scripting language” is a poor abstraction, really.
Scripting languages are a subset of programming languages though.
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.hIf you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)
Guess I’m one.
Am I delusional or am I really that nerdy? Who doesn’t recognise at least one of these?
I feel like they’re all super common language/frameworks
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
I really enjoyed using MATLAB in school and it really helped with some of my graduate stuff. What scummy stuff are they up to? Any alternatives you’d recommend?
Python with numpy/matplotlib/scipy.
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
What about PowerShell?
Have you ever been to PowerShell Summit? It’s the only nerd conference I’ve ever attended where only about half the attendees actually realized they are nerds at a nerd conference. I love the vibe. It’s got style and pizzazz.
That said, the added entry for PowerShell would still be: “You are a nerd.”
No, but now that’s absolutely on my radar, lol.
And yes! Woohoo!
My favorite programming language is VBA
Legit tho you can do crazy shit with VBA. Excel is not sandboxed.
Lost and confused nerd.
I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
Elixir: Look of superiority
IYKYK
PHP: You’re not a nerd. But you are at least trying.
PHP: You were a nerd, now you’re just outdated (and/or a WordPress developer).
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!Im not an engineer
OP does not know math people are cooler than engineers and physicists.
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Same, but I am clinically tried to be lazy as well.
Purer ≠ cooler
Ah, but that is where you’re wrong kiddo. I am mostly joking, but pure math is more beautiful than anything else. Hence math people are cooler, in my opinion which totally does not matter anyway.
No kotlin eh?
