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My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It’s what men crave
Brawndo er Brodo
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that’s it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
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Steamed?
Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.
Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.
death penalty
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
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Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
And it looks disgusting
Like this right here
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
or a hospital… ugh
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
… sick so he can’t leave you.
That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
How to keep a man … away
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
That killer’s cereal:
Uncanny valley food.
I don’t see any food in this picture.
Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
