The third is always the scariest.

Now that is a genre of photography I need to see more of

Imma have to stand up for geese here, I’ve known a few.

If you walk your dog past them every day, just throw them a dandelion leaf or two

After about three years, they’ll be your best mates

Then one day, you won’t have your dog with you, and you’ll realise they assumed the dog was bringing you to feed them dandelion leaves, and they instantly turn back into cunts

Are we on a duck roll now 😂?

When the goose is loose you better believe you’ll regret it in the future

I bless the rain down there anyway