So, a regular shit, then?
You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.
I’m not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂
Wiping the poop texta
30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company timeAlways upvote Danger 5
I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.
Rookie numbers
Obviously with your ingenuity and all that you contribute to the sewage system, your deserve to be payed equal to the CEO of your company, especially for all the long breaks and lack of interest you bring to the work force every day.
Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the square!!
Sup boss… Didn’t know you’re on Lemmy too!
Just as much as CEOs (or any C-levels) deserve an exorbitant amount of pay for their ingenuity of sitting in meetings all day and basing decisions on pretty graphs made by others? Oh, and when the company “doesn’t do well” it’s the employees’ fault! Another round of layoffs WHOOO!
