It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.
Squdward
Thanks.
Username reverse uno!
Hwhat?
Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.
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Maybe if the turkey were sick
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Allegedly
That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.
Was it alive?
IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.
What did it sound like?
What, me and my sister doing the dirty?
No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like
It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.
Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.
Got a link?
Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.
Extra flavor
Why is the seasoning white?
It’s kernel sanders secret white sauce.
Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise
Cream of somyon guai
Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks
What did they win?