Strap 20 sd card with 1TB capacity each. Send the pidgeon to a neighboring city, 2 hours flight time.
Bandwidth: 2.78 GB/s (assuming no wild hawks in the area)
“Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.”
high speed low drag
Not until I use my… dragnet
When “packet loss” occurs:
This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
MicroSD cards are better, here. They’re 250mg; a pigeon can transport 75g. That’s 300 microSD cards, ignoring the weight of the SD card enclosure.
That’s a terrible ping 😂
We had a TV report about a photographer who actually transfered big files with via horse because the transfer over the internet was slower than a calm ride. (Germany - 2021) link for Germans
When Baldur’s Gate 3 came out our group of friends wanted to start a game together. Since one of our friends, living about a kilometer away, has shitty internet it was faster for me to download the game myself, copy it to a USB stick, have it driven over by another friend, copy it onto the friends PC and verify file integrity than downloading it.
German internet in a nutshell.
So yeah, IPoAC would’ve it’s purpose.
You are joking. But https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/ is real.
It’s a real quote, from the 80s, published in a networking textbook.
It’s amusing, but it’s always been a serious and occasionally practical observation.
For render the first picture of a black hole a couple of uear ago, the data transfer was done through hdds transported by a plane, than a data transfer through Internet, because the former was so much faster.
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German internet in a nutshell.
At least you got better healthcare.
IPoAC is a joke about printing actual IP packets, sending them by pigeon, then scanning them.
You do the whole usual TCP ACK/SYN thing, but with pigeons.
It’s not the same as ‘sneakernet, but strapping microsd cards to a pigeon’. It’s way, way sillier.
You know, explaining jokes doesn’t make them funnier.
It makes them funnier the next time I hear them, in a new context though :)
I bet he had ADSL
50 MBit/s VDSL.
Is it a German reaction to think: Hey, 50MBit is not that bad?
I still remember when 150KiB/s was what we had as a child. It was very usable for the small amounts of data we needed back then.
Seeing it written as MBit/s feels so wrong to me, I read it as MB/s at first then I realized it’s Mb/s.
I’m assuming English isn’t your first language, but “IPoAC would’ve it’s purpose” is grammatically awkward. “Would’ve” doesn’t really work for possession. Instead you can use “would have,” but people would typically say “IPoAC has it’s purpose”
Thanks for the clarification. You’re right, English isn’t my first language.
I’m a bit confused by your sentence:
““Would’ve” me doesn’t really work fur possession. Instead you can use “would have””
That’s the same thing, isn’t it? My idea with using “would’ve” was that IPoAC would have it’s purpose, if it was a thing. I’m missing the descriptive word in either language right now.
The word “have” is used in two different ways. One way is to own or hold something, so if I’m holding a pencil, I have it. But another way is as a way so signal different tenses (as in grammatical tense) so you can say “I shouldn’t have done it” or “they have tried it before.” The contraction “'ve” is only used for tense, but not to own something. So, the phrase “they’ve it” is grammatically incorrect.
But also super high throughput.
The protocol is highly susceptible to DOS attacks by means of BB guns, slingshots or, for more sophisticated hackers, trained hawks.
“Unintentional encapsulation in hawks has been known to occur, with decapsulation being messy and the packets mangled.”
more sophisticated hawkers, if you will
Or more sophisticated hawks
Some guys actually managed to do a ping using this standard. I saw pictures and all.
And apparently it was better than the local internet provider
“an example of packet loss” 🤣
Ahh, the good old RFCs dated April, 1st. This one is number 1149 ( A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers), and got later updated in RFC 2549 (IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service).
So Alfred Hitchcock predicted DDOS attacks decades before they were a thing?
I…
Old news, it’s been superseded by RFC6214.
“ There is evidence that some carriers have a propensity to eat other carriers and then carry the eaten payloads.”
This is gold
You need to set a pretty damn high timeout time for this to work.
That said, the bandwidth of strapping microSD cards to carrier pigeons is actually pretty high.
Imagine playing a shooter over a network using this protocol.
FPS by mail
Of course there is an xkcd (or rather what if on it)
I only torrent over IPoAC.
My neighbor bought a bird feeder, how do I defend against MitM?
Buy better seed and a bird bath.
Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.
