The US president posted a message on his Truth Social platform suggesting that the Strait of Hormuz should have its name changed to the “Trump Strait”.
“Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be ‘hotter’ than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” the president posted
More circus shit
At least this one makes sense.
Bear with me here: the strait of Hormuz is an absolute cluster fuck. There are different stories every day, people are dying and the actions there have contributed to fucking the entire world economy. The war was started to distract from a massive pedophilia ring that Trump was central to. It has contributed to fucking the climate. Trump claims to have won, while spectacularly losing, which is a metaphor for his whole business career. (It’s just unfortunate that he has enough money that the system ensures he fails upwards).
I disagree with Trump Strait on principle, but if anything memorialises this era in history, that’s a good start.
Operation Epstein Fury, fought and lost in the Strait of Trump.
Were Foreclosure Fjord and Bay of Bankruptcy already taken?
