YOU FORGOT TO PEE, THATS GONNA EFF UP YOUR KIDNEYS AND SPLODE YOUR BLADDER SO YOU GO OUT LIKE TYCHO BRAHE

UNLESS YOU HAVE A CLOACA AND PEE WHEN YOU SHIT, WHICH WOULD BE EXPLOSIVELY IMPRESSIVE

OR YOU HAVE A COLOSTOMY BAG OR CATHETER, WHICH IS MFIN BRAVE AND INSPIRING, AND WOULD POTENTIALLY LET YOU EAT, DRINK, SHIT, PEE, AND CRANK YOUR HOG ALL AT ONCE

I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER AROOOOOO

IT’S NOT MANDATORY BUT I ALSO LIKE TO CRANK MY HOG M’FER AT LEAST ONCE A DAY ON WEEKENDS AROOOOOOOOOOO BUT I UNDERSTAND OTHER M’FERS MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE ROOM FOR STEP ONE BY DROPPING A HUGE LOG! FLUSHED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN I’LL BE BACK LATER TO VISIT THE WATERY TURD GRAVEYARD ON STEP 5!!

AROOOOOOO! I FUCKIN LOVE THE WEEKEND!!!