Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Public Health@mander.xyz · 11 months agoSevere Diarrhea Cases Surging Across UK, And Scientists Don't Know Whywww.sciencealert.comexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down15
arrow-up157arrow-down1external-linkSevere Diarrhea Cases Surging Across UK, And Scientists Don't Know Whywww.sciencealert.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Public Health@mander.xyz · 11 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoI like how it calls the illness “Crypto”, then like to imagine it’s an article about Bitcoin etc. “Crypto is caused by inadvertently ingesting faecal matter” “Most people recover from crypto without needing treatment”
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoSo if you ingest faecal matter on purpose, you’re safe. Good to know. /s
I like how it calls the illness “Crypto”, then like to imagine it’s an article about Bitcoin etc.
“Crypto is caused by inadvertently ingesting faecal matter”
“Most people recover from crypto without needing treatment”
So if you ingest faecal matter on purpose, you’re safe. Good to know. /s