So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
(yeah)
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
(oh dear)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Tbf climate change isn’t so good for sea life either
Marine will likely go extinct first. I believe seeing a headline recently saying that a large group of dolphins died due to heat.
Edit:
- https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/04/us/amazon-river-dolphins-dead-heat-drought.html
- https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/01/americas/amazon-river-dolphins-dead-temperatures-drought-intl-hnk/index.html
Related: If the Oceans Die - We Die.
The crow, octopus and elephants are much better candidates than the rapist dolphin.
It’s either Corvids or Mustelids next.
Dolphins have “issues” that would prevent them from progressing much further evolutionary speaking.
Is it the rape?
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Well we have that and have made it this far. Their real issue is a youtuber called allen from generation tech
after the humans have died
“So long, and thanks for all the fish!”
Oh Neptune
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Let’s be honest, if we are going down, we will take Earth with us 40K style
Good thing we’re also filling the sea with plastic. Maybe by the time the polar ice caps are gone, we can replace coastal land with large plastic flotillas.
So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad it had to come to this…
Cannot believe this wasn’t posted already
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