- Mar 3: “We won the war.”
- Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
- Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
- Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
- Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
- Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
- Mar 13: “We won the war.”
- Mar 14: “Please help us.”
- Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
- Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
- Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
- Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
- Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
- Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
- Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
- Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
- Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
- Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
- Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
- Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
- Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
- Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
- Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
- Mar 28: No major quote
- Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
- Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
- Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
- Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
- Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
- Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
- Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
- Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
- Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
- Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”
Adding some sources, in case people think these quotes are satirical.
Edits: some longer quotes (which takes away from the punchy format by Linken) and non-chronological groupings.
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2026-02-28 “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take”
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2026-04-04 “48 hours before all Hell will reign [sic] down on them.”
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2026-04-06 “Every bridge in Iran […] every power plant […] I mean complete demolition by 12 o’clock”
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2026-04-07 “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
Thank you! I copied the comment from elsewhere, I appreciate your additions!
This should be a wiki.
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I like your post. 50 years from now, high school students are going to open their US History book and read what the orange bumble fuck said during a war he started. Humiliating and perhaps the Americans might learn a lesson from the MAGA disaster.
If americans could learn we wouldn’t have a 2nd trump presidency. We’re on average stupider than bart with the cupcakes.
This combination of generations is lost. Most of the age groups are either pushing for things to get worse, ignoring things that are bad or rooting on the coming apocalypse. It’ll get better when we get a few more new gens in the game, asuming it can be recovered
It’s all just inequality dressed up as something else. People are miserable here because it’s a country by and for rich people which even the rich don’t enjoy in the end. Rich people exploit that sense of misery to give us…king-size diaper donny as president twice.
Not that long ago, a single factory worker made enough to buy a small house, a car, have 2 kids and take a 2 week yearly vacation.
We’re really pumping the gas on inequity.
Americans learning true history, instead of propaganda?
Never gonna happen. When orange turd dies, there will be zero changes to your democratic system and a new pedophile controlled by billionaires will be elected.
If you think your government isn’t lying to you… I have some news
I’m talking about education and the American capitalist propaganda and brainwashing in American schools.
Did you know that in the USA about 70% of the history curriculum in schools is USA history, and only about 30% is about the rest of the world. But the USA is not even 250 years old!
Compare that with Europe, where kids spend about 30% of the time learning about their own country’s history and 70% learning other history.
Americunts don’t even realise just how brainwashed and full of capitalist propaganda they are.
Preaching to the choir. Good job ignoring what your government is lying about while doubling down on obvious common knowledge.
USians need to be humbled, I say as I live here.
Considering what they are trying to do to this generations history books, I do wonder what they will contain in 50 years.
Beautiful. Thanks for compiling this.
From that, he does seem to have been getting a lot more agitated over the past week. We’ll see how that translates into actions.
I can’t take credit I copy/pasted- but everyone should see it!
Apr 8: TACO!
(I hope)
That’s the thing I was wondering about the TACO meme. Is it good to mock him on chickening out when it is best for everybody that he does chicken out?
In that case, we should reinforce good behaviour by praising him:
Trump Admirably Chickened Out
It’s always a good idea to mock him. If he can’t handle it he is free to resign.
Does it matter? I think he doesn’t even touch the internet anymore and just has an assistant posting for him
On the contrary, I think everyone in the White House keeps feeding him pleasant lies and what’s why he can go out in public and say all that BS
He did TACO!
I’m taking the bet that he’s going to fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
He’s the biggest fucking dumbass in the universe.
Nah, not so long as there’s someone who will believe a word he says.
“Who’s the bigger dumbass? The dumbass or the dumbass who follows him?”
I swear we live in the dumbest timeline. Can we switch back to pre-Covid timeline before Trump?
That… was Trump too.youre looking for pre 2017.
Honestly Trump 2017-2019 doesn’t even seem that bad anymore…
Oh dear God, the fact that such a statement can be made…
Imagine if, in 2019, you got a flash-forward to that statement. I wonder what terrors your imagination would conjour up, and whether they’d be better or worse than reality.
That’s why covid was so bad.
this guy is starting to behave a lot like that putin guy
waaaaaiiit uuuuppp…
The USA is a second-world country. There are no first-world countries.
- Apr 7: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks”-
This should be the front page of a wiki, so others can add citations and readers can drill down. But it should absolutely preserve this level of summary. It was highly effective at putting the arc into perspective without embellishment. I might recommend reframing the entries for March 28, 29, 31 and April 2, 4 as summaried utterances instead, as I found the switch to an overtly editorial summary to be jarring.
I copied it from elsewhere - but I love your idea! Someone should definitely catalog and archive this
If I decide to build that, who would the attribution need to go to? eg: who is your genius tier source
I can’t say for certain this is where I saw it, but I googled “Trump Iran Copy Pasta” and this came up
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Eky8TBr61N
edit: This user added some great links:
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And now he says they agreed to a cease fire and reopen the Strait.
Is he going to nuke them I wonder? What else could that final threat be?
is this list accurate and not embellished for comedic effect?
The summaries are not real quotes, obviously, and is obviously selected to emphasise the shifting nature of the administration’s position … but yeah, I would say it’s broadly actuate.
Iran has been calling his bluff at every point. Not surprising.
Hilarious to see. Would be great if it didn’t ruin everything while being hilarious though.
Republicans had a choice. They chose to make things worse. They can’t complain about laughing out of frustration or dark humor. Not after decades of sabotaging America so they could finally control USA.
Republicans had a whole bunch of choices. They still have a lot of choices. They keep choosing to do the stupid and/or evil choice. I’ll be laughing at them and what happens to Americans for years or decades.
I’m more concerned about the rest of the world having to deal with the consequences of moronic republican decisions.
I’m more concerned about the rest of the world having to deal with the consequences of moronic republican decisions.
This is the worst part of it. I didn’t vote for that moronic child fucker. I can’t even vote in that shithole because I don’t live there. Yet, I’m getting fucked, and roughly, because of them.
But hey, ‘don’t go “all americans” because some of them didn’t vote for him’. Well fuck you! You didn’t vote for him, but what about us? Getting screwed by someone who’s not even in our continent just because he fucked kids and don’t want to go to jail for it?
Oh but don’t you know Kamala Harris wasn’t a good enough candidate so some Americans couldn’t bring themselves to vote for her.
Fuck those guys even more than MAGA.
Absolutely. Anyone who was eligible to vote in the US that didn’t vote for Kamala Harris come the general election is part of the reason we have Trump. These are objective facts at this point.
“But Gaza!”, “both sides”, “NeoLiberals”, etc. are all flimsy excuses.
You want progressives to have a chance of winning? Make the Republican Party lose so badly that they aren’t contenders ever again. Now you can start to differentiate within the Democrat party to get some true progressives.
Nah, it’s worse. Every voter that didn’t vote in those elections just said: “I’m ok with both candidates”. They have decided that choosing Harris or PedoHitler was the same thing. Is not that she wasn’t “good enough”, it’s that they said she was AS GOOD AS PEDOHITLER.
Some of them are still at it. A mere mention of choosing between lesser evil and they come in calling us ‘genocide supporters’.
Yeah I’m getting a bit tired of the “I didn’t vote for him” thing from Americans. I understand that they didn’t but from the outside, I can’t really start singling out people, so as a result I blame America as a whole. They should have fixed their system decades ago, but they didn’t care enough.
I sympathize for all the anti-trump Americans… but they are doing as much as the Republicans are doing, to remove him. Which is fuck all. Going on a parade on a Saturday once in two months doesn’t count as doing something, no matter how “historically large” it was.
I wasn’t even old enough to vote against him the first time he ran. I did my best to convince all my historically conservative Republican family to not vote for him, however the propaganda they consume is too strong to get to them. My mother has been watching Fox News chronically since 1997 when it first aired. By 2016, she’d been consuming that propaganda straight for damn near 20 years!!!
Yeah that sucks and all but its still up to you and your fellow citizens to fix this shit, since your political class wont do anything, except encourage the orange cunt.
The problem is the vast majority of Americans can’t monetarily afford to protest because of the style of capitalism here. It forces us to work or be homeless/healthcareless. Only thing that will force change is either a fair election (ain’t going to happen), some sort of coup, or country-wide strike (would be one I would like to participate in).
The tipping point hasn’t arrived yet.
Why don’t you be a little more honest here? You can’t write “I’ll be laughing at what happens to Americans for a long time” and then also say you feel for us. You’re victim blaming. We are entirely fucked and there are no good options. And honestly, no matter where you live you’re going to have negative consequences from this too, no matter what. Even if it just slightly nudges your country to the right, or some other neighboring country, it will impact you.
So I’m glad you’re laughing that so many millions of people are suffering. Thanks for that. It’s so helpful to not only my mental health to read shit like this, it totally inspires me to just go out and fix it all. No problem. Be done by mid day tomorrow!
I’ll be having multiple different feelings about all this. I’ll be laughing at the stupidity, the inability to get together. I’ll be sympathizing for the innocents who get eaten by the machine. I’ll be despairing because its plunging the whole world into chaos. I’ll also be laughing about the chaos because I’m a miserable misanthrope asshole.
I’m a miserable misanthrope asshole.
I guess at least you know it, but that doesn’t materially improve anything for the people who have to endure you.
If the victim does nothing when it’s in their power to do something then the victim is infact at fault.
The American people arnt powerless. We have proven that by killing off presidents before.
We have proven that though rallies that moved the entire country to actual action before.
We have proven that by coming together and going to war with ourselves before.
The fact nothing is happening this time in fact. Makes us all at fault me included. The only correct view for an outsider is to victim blame.
Because WE ARE at fault.
No.
They can’t complain
Unfortunately, they can and will.
They need to clutch pearls at every chance they get to show how ‘evil’ the left is so they can villainize them easier.
The reality is that the more the regime fucks up, the sooner it becomes a lame duck and the less damage it can do. Something, something, darkest before dawn, only way out is through etc.
At this point unless he actually mans up and follows though with his words, just ignoring him entirely from day 1 is the only correct action.
The fact Iran even entertained him this long is the only reason he has power at all. Countries need to start just ignoring him entirely.
The fact Iran even entertained him this long is the only reason he has power at all.
That, and the colossal firepower of the US military.
Yup. Shut him out. That’s the only thing he’ll understand. Once everyone starts ignoring him and doing deals amongst themself, he will shit his pants again and start whining about being left out. Then everyone needs to ignore him some more.
The US had a perfectly good nuclear deal with Iran, but Trump chose to rip it up nine years ago because it had Obama’s name on it.
Should come to no surprise that Iran don’t want to end this crisis diplomatically with the same guy who stabbed them in the back just to spite the Democrats…
Trump sparked anger and concern around the globe on Tuesday morning with his post, which read, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
I’ve not read the full wording of his Truth Social post until now, but why does it read like he’s trying to cut a wrestling promo?
I mean his description of the US airman rescue operation in yesterday’s press conference where he called the Iranian army a “hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military” was giving me Danhausen vibes…
If he plays his cards right, he might end up winning the WWE Peace Prize.
Did you misspel WW3? 🤭
The US had a perfectly good deal. Israel didn’t. If the deal had stayed in place, the Iranian econony would have roughly doubled by now. That’s a lot more resources that could stay in Israel’s way of expanding into Lebanon for example.
The deal benefited Israel as well… what are you talking about!?
What the deal did not include was: praise for the orange pedophile and/or distraction for his crimes or Bibi’s
Did an edit to add that before I saw your reply. Don’t buy what Israel tells you about how they love the Iranian people. Consider Israel’s material interests.
E: Also it’s fairly public fact that Israel lobbied against the deal and following it lobbied for repeal.
Consider Israel’s material interests.
Hmmmm how about no… Israel had a chance but decided to become the new Nazis… they can go fuck themselves back to the stone age for all I care
“consider” as in “you won’t understand why Israel does what it does unless you think about”, it doesn’t mean “give them what they want”
yes, I understood… but again, this is the slippery slope where “the best move” is justified regardless how heartless and immoral it may be
My point is I do not care what Israel had to win by this. This is wrong and they should pay dearly for their crimes against humanity
I only meant for analysis sake 😅
Yes but this is the slippery slope that can justify any and all atrocities…
There is a difference between “justify” and “explain.” He’s not saying what happened is OK, he’s explaining why some people were motivated to ruin what most purple thought of as a good thing.
Tbh, it sounds too coherent to be him.
Yeah there’s countless of instances of his posts containing words he would never use or know their meaning
Out of curiosity I checked out how Fox News is covering this shit show. Totally fucking unhinged is an understatement. He could livestream eating a baby and they’d be praising his bold nutritional choices.
It’s wild. Meanwhile, other mainstream media channels are accused of leftist propaganda by these deranged lunatics, simply for reporting the facts.
Dude at work randomly walked up and said Iran is gonna be a nice parking lot. Like I’ve known you two weeks and my toolbox is covered in socialist stickers, either you can’t read or you’re real real fuckin dense.
you should show him your tool box. really closely, and at high speed.
in the trades? its fillled with conservatives
100% is, being an outspoken lefty isn’t necessarily advised.
World Wide Web was a great experiment while it lasted. Wouldn’t be surprised if we ended up losing a W and getting cut off from good fun things like Steam.
Woke Wide Web
funny is that most of the MSM are owned by right wing conservatives, they are more or less the same. fox, OAN, NEWSMAX is just pure propaganda.
That’s because it was said on the TV that means we have to listen and follow what it says cus only correct things get said on the colored box ya here /s
Americans if this is not the time for second amendment I don’t fucking know what it. This is Munich 1938, it’s now or deal with a king and a world war where you guys are the Nazis.
The opposition has been infighting and soon you’ll all be silenced too. Before Germany invaded Europe, they stamped out any dissent within their borders first. Throwing the growing list of undesirable in camps without due process.
It’s not like this is already happening in America is it? 🤔 But really Americans how much more do you need? And don’t just throw your arms up in the air and dodge blame while you sit on your couch watching Netflix.
Your country was won by fat farmers and every profession in between when they realized it was UNITE OR DIE
I have multiple guns, I live 3,000 miles from DC, I own them mostly to shoot at bears who come near me, what do you suggest I do?
Organising with others is a good first step
Some kind of large gathering of likeminded people, perhaps? That could be workable…
Too much effort for an American. No one is paying them enough to skip a day of work.
Sarcasm:
Think of the starving shareholders!
IDK, the protests do seem to be pretty well attended, despite the apparent effort required…
They managed it on Jan 6 a few years ago
Well I’m well on my way to step two then it’s so frustrating to see people tell me I just need to shoot things/people though
You should probably stay away from gay night clubs then
But who do we shoot. Like really?
What do I do ?
It sounds plausible on paper but just not possible in real life to do anything. With or without a gun.
They didnt invade all of Europe.
No one in their right mind talks with a lunatic.
By acting crazy and threatening people, dj appears to have made up his own mind long ago.
I’m so confused. I thought there was a 2 week cease fire starting today?
Everything is a lie unless an Iranian official confirms it. That is the new order of things.
This post is older than the ceasefire announcement.
Depends if you are one of Pedonald’s investment buddies.
just like Putin does a ceasfire, then immediately attacks after, in which TRUMP gets his advice from.
Who would’ve thought the art of the deal is just black mailing?
The Art of the Deal: Letting your fragile self be easily manipulated into getting nothing that you wanted.
This could be a blessing in disguise. He called Biden a retard on Monday. He’s now upped the threats a notch.
Could be he got some very bad health news from Walter Reed medical over the weekend.
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He’s a shitting, screaming, spoiled child having a temper tantrum. Oh, he also has access to the nuke codes. Nothing to worry about. /s
Well if the nukes fly tonight I hope there’s at least a few that refuse the orders
Fine, tomorrow then. Just enough time to replace the insubordinate.
Huh. Weird. Turns out when you show a demented willingness to cause mass genocide, people might get the impression that negotiations aren’t really an option anymore.
It isn’t really “talks” when the alternative is to be destroyed as a civilization. That’s bullying and extortion
This is ‘Sum of all Fears’ level of OH FUCK.
Yep it’s not funny. Some commenters seem to find this funny. It’s not. He’s an incredibly dangerous man and easily capable of killing millions with zero remorse.
Gotta laugh to keep from cryin’.
That went well.
I would wish he would just die already but I honestly believe he is just a puppet with 80 different hands up his ass.
I heard some of those puppeteers might also have kompromat involving a different appendage of a different person going into a different orifice of puppet trump!
Cannot wait until butt stuff is no longer compromising, because who the fuck cares (as long as there is consent)?
Prolly gonna be 100 years to get to that point… But I hope it is sooner.
