Damn, I thought he would’ve said Mahomes, but I absolutely love the Tua love!
Mayden Patissiere?
I mean ok, he did have an excellent XFL to NFL story and he’s hilarious but his time with the Washington Rhinosharks were…yikes.
Wow really, DeShawn Watson.
So many parallels between Brady and Mahomes already. Both have had all time great Coaches and TEs. Both won multiple super bowls very early in their careers
Wow thats a lot of pressure on Aiden O Connel but I see the vision
I like you.
I know it’s Kirktober but having a Kirkuary will be euphoric
YOU LIKE THAT?
I like that. As long as we aren’t cooking meat in weird ways
Well done steak with ketchup, how champions eat meat.
He named Tyson “T-Bag” Bagent btw
Baker Mayfield, I knew it.
Baker Mayfield is literally his successor so Patrick Mahomes can eat it
Baker Mayfield is the most underrated QB in the NFL and it’s not even close. I still can’t wrap my head around the browns shipping him off
It’s Sam Darnold for anyone who doesn’t want to click on the link. He thinks it’s football terrorism that Darnold isn’t starting and claimed that Shanahan just wants yes men to play the QB position and is scared of having the GEQBUS show him up.
THANK YOU TOM! VERY COOL!
I’m calling for an immediate ban on all dime defenses until we figure out what the hell is going on!
Krooked Kyle needs to be arrested for crimes against the GEQBUS! LOCK HIM UP!
I love you Tom…but give the people the name they want you coward! Say it is the GEQBUS!
Barock Purdy and Sleepy Joe Burrow are colluding to keep him off the field, very sad.
An ‘extremely credible source’ called me and said Barock Hussein Purdy’s concussion certificate is a fraud.
JOHN LYNCH STILL HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING!!!
Not surprised he said big cock Brock. Too much in common. Can’t say I agree though.
I mean geez I’m rooting for Levis too but this feels like a lot of pressure to put on him
Will „Dan Marino“ Levis
Laces out, Will!
It’s obviously Desmond Ridder
That’s not how it works Tom
Yeah it involves an elaborate, potentially deadly ceremony with a special outfit and regalia and everything. You can’t just go on twitter and declare the next GOAT.
Everybody knows this. Tom Brady is a grade A fuck head
Dak Manning
So Dakurate
The Dakening is upon us.
Jesus, stunning insights here, society would be better off if we just used sports writers as organ banks.
I am so high and this made me LOL so much.
I am so high and this made me LOL so much.
Wanna write for PFT? Check your DMs.
I WANT florio’s kidney’s NOW
Just letting yall know Patrick Mahomes and Jimmy G are tied among starting QBs with multiple rings
If we didn’t already have Mahomes, according to tradition we would have traded you all for Big Jim.
It also kind of makes you wonder why you can’t make a nice living by just farting up garbage. Must be nice.
Pro sports writers have the most embarrassing gig in the world, they just do unpaid marketing and PR work and actively run cover for the things they’re supposed to be reporting on
Sportswriters are easily the most self important people in the world. They treat a game like its a life or death endeavor.
sports writers as organ banks
You get my vote.
SI is particularly egregious. They ought to use AI exclusively for their articles. At least they’d be more comprehensible.