In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Or icanhaz
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
Elite Pink Guy reference
It’s a reference to a comic where Goofy murdered children lol, but yeah, Pink Guy may have said it too.
Maybe pls for the su command?
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
Only once per quarter, and only incomplete rules to the advice. This particular instance of advice is barely skirting the standards and norms.
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Kind stranger; you made my day
Is their a still maintained fork?
Unfortunately no longer maintained, but in case you didn’t see the other reply: https://codeberg.org/iff/pay-respects
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /please touch meplease touch my.butt
please rm -rf /*
You forgot the
-vtag to watch your dreams die in real time!
I have please run the previous command as sudo
i love that!
For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
Is there anything in these agents that blocks sudo? I don’t think this would be necessary.
Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It’s an object and I own it. I’ll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.
True, but it can be a good training to be a nice person in general, no? Wouldn’t hurt to include a “please” and the likes once in a while
I don’t say please and thank you to any inanimate objects whatsoever and if I were to begin doing so (which I will never do) computers would be the very last to receive that treatment from me. Personifying computers is not practice for how to treat people. Fuck clankers
My pet shark thanks its toaster
robm@homebox ~$ please su [sudo] password for robm: robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.I’m not saying please to a machine.
I’m aware I’ll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I’m ok with it.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I always preferred the version where
please="sudo !!", but I recently tried setting it up and couldn’t get it to work on fish, sadly.alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'I’m a new windows emigrant, so I don’t have that muscle memory… so I am getting used more easily to using fish’s ALT+S to sudo the previous command.
EDIT: @Alaknar@sopuli.xyz I just checked that !! works too for me, apparently because of this: https://github.com/oh-my-fish/plugin-bang-bang
