Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike
But it’s hard if it’s up and not hard if it’s down?
Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
It’s hard every morning waking up though
It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year
If the hard-on lasts for more than several decades call nobody.
It’s also short.
bulging, pulsing, aching…
what were we talking about again?
Naked mole-rat
And sometimes, it comes at you fast.
Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺
For once, the truth has been told on the internet.
2026 begs to differ.
