In a blog post, Musk said the acquisition was warranted because global electricity demand for AI cannot be met with “terrestrial solutions,” and Silicon Valley will soon need to build data centers in space to power its AI ambitions.
This dumb fuck. Unfortunately, his boosters will be all-in on this messaging. Whatever.
Company with largest stock valuation
=/=
Most valuable company
No one has said this is how Elysium starts?
This is how Elysium starts.
Elysium actually had some semblance of working technology, though.
And it will all come crashing down
In a blog post, Musk said the acquisition was warranted because global electricity demand for AI cannot be met with “terrestrial solutions,” and Silicon Valley will soon need to build data centers in space to power its AI ambitions.
Lololololol
Dumbass McScammer at it again. His starship still can’t even bring a fucking banana to LEO but sure, pets move entire datacenters there.
He has lied about everything for decades now, this too, ain’t gonna happen.
This seems like a good way to turn a golden goose into a turducken. Elon really needed some of Aesop’s fables in his upbringing.
Bullshit. He’s playing move the debt around.
Absolutely. And if the AI market takes a hit it will barely affect a government contracted space program that will get a taxpayer funded bailout if it has any trouble at all.
They don’t always bail them out. Sometimes they force sell them to their competitors.
The richest man on Earth will absolutely get a bailout on our dime and not spend a cent of his net worth.
Yup. Who’s in charge of determining if he gets bailed out? How much money does each of them need to say yes?
Oh, they won’t take money? What influence does he need to buy?
For the amount of money he’s set to get, there’s noone that’ll turn down a nice gift of some sort.
But that was the one place that hadn’t been corrupted by capitalism!
What if we put the pedophilia…in space??
Better check the capsule for kids first… “this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
It’s all a scam that would be investigated in normal times. Tesla’s cars and robots will need AI to function (albeit xAI seems to be failing spectacularly), and xAI is hemorrhaging cash, but he loses leverage over Tesla’s board if the AI division went to the Tesla. SpaceX investors should be pissed they’re going to be carrying it now, and Tesla investors should be pissed as well.
“Valuable”
How long until he rebrands Tesla to X Automobiles?
Naming everything to “X” is a cartoon villain move, except we don’t have a superhero to fight him.
If xAI disappeared tomorrow, literally nothing of value would have been lost. I’m not sure who would even notice immediately as I still have never met a single human being in real life who personally uses X.
@Grok the primary fuel flow regulator is showing a red light, what’s wrong with it?
Lol “Valuable” ooookay then
One day soon he’ll run out of companies to eat each other and the creditor bill will come due.
I wonder which American taxpayers will foot the bill?
All of them!
Because the rich can’t technically be taxpayers if they don’t pay in the first place.
Odd to say that while referring to Musk, a person who famously paid the most taxes by any individual ever in a year; over >$10B in a single year.
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