Rebekah Jones, a geographer, data scientist, and climate activist, has made a massive, humorous claim about President Donald Trump, and her tweet is going viral on social media.
Posting a possible explanation behind an Oval Office event ending abruptly, she said, in what appeared to be sarcasm, that Trump ‘pooped his pants’.
This says it all
RFK jr: “Here we go again”
Pam Bondi: “That’s some gourmet shit”
To be fair, gourmet anything is impressive for anyone as gormless as Trump
More like a dumpster behind McDonalds in a humid July.
did you ever read the ben rich book
Bondi looks like she is enjoying it. Maybe she’s just used to it by now
“Pam, you’ve got some shit on your nose.”
That guy in the middle has an unexplainably awful face.
Did he have too much plastic surgery then fall asleep in front of a fireplace? Was his face carved out of play-doh by a distracted child? Is he preparing to molt? Did he look into the ark of the covenant and survive?
I watched the video a few times but kept getting distracted from an actual president shitting himself on the job by how terrible that guy’s face is.
It’s the lovechild of bill nye and the goblin banker form harry potter
I mean it looks like he had a donor face replace his original one and it doesn’t quite fit. Its possible he’s just a cthulu-esque face stealing monster though, in which case this is just his latest victim’s face.
Yeah i would be more surprised if there wasn’t a cthulu-esque face stealing monster in the regime.
Skin suit
The pants Biden left me were the worse pants of all time. Today I found Biden’s shit in them. Can you believe that? Biden had shit in my pants.
God damn Donnie! I can’t believe Biden shit in your pants!
The far left can’t keep getting away with this!
There’s video of it. You can hear a wet fart noise, see the woman in green immediately look disgusted and then Trump calls an end to the meeting and won’t stand up.
He 100% shit himself.
Yeah, I saw the video. Happens around 30;seconds in. And you can tell it was him from green lady and rfk’s reactions. I was a bit surprised not to see more commentary about it - maybe libs taking the high road
Here’s your great and glorious golden god, magas. If video could transmit smell, it would’ve been a lot harder for you all to have fucked us all
Media has been normalizing Trump since his first term
And still are. Even NPR is doing it. He cut their funding and they’re still sane washing this mother fucker. It’s unfathomable.
When there is no shit in my pants that’s me, when there is shit in my pants that’s BIDEN! 🫲🍊🫱
I mean yeah, he already wears a diaper and it’s commonly started by people which been in the room with him that he smells like shit.
Do we have confirmation? Would love to point a link to friends.
Video plss I want to see it
down now?
Here’s the content if you can’t see it:
~0:34
/edit: some mirrors
Why can’t people timestamp their links anymore smh https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?t=33s
Too lazy?
couldn’t really hear anything. The lady in green rubbed her nose, but no more so than I do
Maybe turn your volume up. You can hear a farting type noise. And Trump ending it right there is a tad unusual
The way she brings her hand up to her noise. That’s 100% what someone does when they smell something offensive.
Where is the video
My hero
It’s been funny watching people break the video down this weekend, like they’re tearing through the Zapruder film.
The MAGA women who drain his peter must have to bring a barf bag.
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JOE BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!
Thanks, Obama, for your attention in this matter!
— DJT, President (of the United States (of America))
There are several instances where it looks like he has shat his pants, one The Apprentice contestant claimed he’s been incontinent since the 90s
Here is a video: “Clips from The Hole interview with Noel Casler, who worked with Trump on beauty pageants and Celebrity Apprentice.”
I don’t know if this is true, but Trump is extremely sue-happy and I can’t imagine a world where he wouldn’t have sued people for this, if it wasn’t true.
Yeah discovery wouldn’t be kind in that instance
Bubba really did a number on him
Ah yes, the shart of the deal
Back in the day, hearing conspiracies about groups of elites raping children was something I considered to be a little bit exaggerated, like yea, I’m sure it happens but I refused to believe its that bad. Now we are in 2026, they dismembered babies on that island, raped children together with the president of USA… and then the president shits himself on live TV. It’s not even the first time when it happens to him. We really came a long way since covid and it keeps on going.
Dismembered? I believe it…but goddamn… I gotta ask, where did you hear about that? I get so overwhelmed with it all I have to take breaks and not constantly keep up with it all.
Allegedly it is a note from the files they released from one of the visitors on the island.
Remember when the most embarassing stuff politicians did was spell potato wrong or yell enthusiastically? Those were the days.
That tan suit though.
Does anyone have a video mash up of them talking about the tan suit?
Fuckin’ magnificent. 👌
Lol he really did shit at 0:34
Is this real? You can hear it? Lmao
Yeah and then the girl behind him started gagging on it
A little overhyped, could have just been a particularly smelly fart. He could have shit himself, but hard to tell from the video.
I think I’ve seen better evidence of Trump shitting himself.
Although the end where he ended the meeting promptly does kinda put me back over on the he shit himself side.
The way the staff reacted, this was rehearsed or at least a very well planned for event.
I guarantee every staff member near the oval has a memo that discussed protocol for a code brown event.
yeah. you maybe hear something that could be a fart from anyone in the room. i hate orange cheeto as much as the other guy, but this seems to be slightly exaggerated
How often do they suddenly, immediately end a press conference and they usher everyone out of the room quickly without answering any questions?
Agreed. Trump’s a narcissist. He loves attention. There’s no way he would make everyone leave without a good reason.
based on the number of white house press conferences i have attended, which is zero, there is no way for me to answer that question.
That’s great, I’m glad you let everyone know
I don’t know either, it just seemed like none of the press were expecting it to end like that. They were ushered out with cameras rolling.
it definitely looks suspicious, i don’t dispute that, it is just that after what i have read, i have expected more from the video. stupid look on trump’s face isn’t really something we haven’t seen before and that sound doesn’t really prove much imho. 😂
Edit: It was fake
That was doctored sadly
Damn. You’re right. I removed it.
Only COOL People shit their PANTS!
-Republicans who are About to Shit their Pants in Public in Solidarity!
This time instead of an ear diaper, they’ll just wear adult diapers on the outside of their clothes. Heartfelt tribute I tell ya…
Already happened half a decade ago, with “real men wear diapers”
“I COVID my ass to stop the spread.”?
These people really are barely functional.
If they were functional, we wouldn’t have a failed movie extra in the highest seat of power in the US dismantling said US.
Personally I blame lead poisoning and decades of propaganda, mind you this only really affects Gen X and the Boomers but the younger dipshits can just be explained by the memetic equivalent of the founder effect.
I mostly subscribe to this because I’ve met plenty of dumb silent generation who are not nearly this fucken asanine, sure they tended to be stubborn and weirdly racist but honestly hating the Russians and Germans is pretty acceptable to this shit.
There’s studies showing that older generations that had higher lead exposure from leaded gasoline leak out lead from their bones as they get older. Which means more mental health issues, general insanity as well. They are going insane from all that lead and we’re seeing it real time.
The younger generations being more “conservative” is really a sign of ignorance and lack of critical knowledge as well as thinking on their parts. Now that they are SEEING what these policies bring and the party they’re showing a change in demographics. They’re angry and the GQP are good at weaponizing that anger.
It does make me wonder if the younger ones may turn on them similar to how the lost generation turned on Hoover. But I guess we’ll have to wait and see but from personal experience there’s a solid chance.
I think if we get some progressive and further left people who LISTEN and want to help the proletariat out they’d realize how things could be better. We’ll see.
We cannot live in the same world, they don’t see reality as we do and it cannot be reconciled.
I thought this was going to be about Charlie Kirk . . . Who got his start with adult diapers.
“If shitting your pants is COOL, consider me Miles Davis!”
If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
It was the very best poo! The finest feces! A bigly, perfect, presidential shit! In fact, many men, many big tough men, have said to Dear Leader, they say while literally crying, they say “Sir, Sir! Please drop your drawers, so we might smell that gorgeous, manly doody!” Joe Shmo can’t afford this crap, believe me.
Dude blew out his diaper on live tv lmao
About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green’s quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It’s quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.
You think he changes his own diaper?
That’s why Stephen Miller is there.
What an unspeakable horror I hadn’t considered.
I used to work in skilled nursing and the number of people who think they shouldn’t have to touch their own butt again because they have a mildly inconvenient injury is astounding.
“That’s gonna itch when it dries.”
🤢 🤮
I never thought I’d see the US president shit themselves… What a time to be alive
And thats not even in the top 20 of his accomplishments. If humanity is ok in a few decades, it will super interesting to see what the history books teach about Trump. :)
He’s already shit on the rest of the world
Catherine O Hara died in her 70s last week
Why God. Why just fucking WHY
those demons consuming the souls of innocents were on to something
you sound like a disgruntled pelican.
