*checks date
1.5 days to go here…
pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven’t done it yet…
also, what’s that smell?
🤢
Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you…
Now they call you prince charming Can’t speak a word when you’re full of 'ludes
GAG!
So, you’ve been taking baths?
God I hope so
Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)
Yeah, I just eew’d through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I’m good.
Are you going to shower once this year?
Of course, else i could not send this next year
I’m uncomfortable.
For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.
Cats might not shower, but they’re constantly bathing.
3 days…
