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If that’s like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch
And NGL that sounds horrifying
name checks out
Why is this totally working for me?
Fr new kink unlocked
got a question: how can i get such a bum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM
here is basically what i do
Thou must hoist.
Estrogen and squats
there are exercises you can do for that
Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.
I have bad news for you there. Chainmail’s good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.
Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈
That’d be a tiny poker to get through that.
Then you don’t need the chainmail
I like to present the illusion of a challenge.
You seem fun
Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.
Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn’t sting as much.
No, the shit would squeeze right through.
Grate
🤔…that’s gonna chafe
isn’t chain mail prone to pinching your skin?
It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.
I dare you to ask me how I know.
Chainmail thong?
Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.
It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.
Says chain male bear.
This joke doesn’t have enough votes, have mine
Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read
So best to shave first?
Noooooooooooo……. 🙀💀💀
I’m sorry for your loss.
Just wear underwear under your underwear.
🙂↔️where’s the fun in that
You’re always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.
$3,269 btw
worth it
That’s a steal for pure mithril!
I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??
To shreds you say?
I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?
Time to watch “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” again.
i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-
nah
