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Uri to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Anon wants to be fatty

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Anon wants to be fatty

Uri to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    How was your food OP?

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some of that stuff you can get frozen but the cheesy fries takes some actual work

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    This would send me into a food coma.

    Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma… but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      2 months ago

      That’s what the coca cola is for. If that doesn’t work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 months ago

        That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2 months ago

            LOL

  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    2 months ago

    so that’s a small lunch for me.

    • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      How much do you weigh?

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      How much do you slay?

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    I’m confused by “6 Onion rings”. Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣

    Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it’s never individual, you just get “an order” of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.

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      Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.

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      Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$

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        Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free

    • brb@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?

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      @Uri @JokeDeity i think they are counted to avoid complaints about recieving one less than last time…

  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Wow a random food post made today, very greentext

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