They are keeping landscapers employed during the fall and winter months. You all get whacked in December, and thrown in the landfill on January 2nd. 🌲🔥

~I may or may not be a shill for the Deciduous gang.~

Now imagine being a conifer and still shedding everything when it gets cold. Plants are weird. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larix_laricina

Given that my entire house is always covered in pine needles, I’m gonna call some fake news here. Holy shit.

I would legitimately prefer a six-week long cum shot to a never-ending cum sprinkle.