Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.
Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.
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A house
A flooded stilt house.
Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?
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Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards
Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph
Snake no is house
House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.
A landlord?
Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.
Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.
You’re the best kind of correct!
They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger
A married couple who are landlords.
I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though
Coral isn’t slimy I think
Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?
Maybe some sea animal with a house? I’d imagine you don’t need slime under water. But I’m no biologist.
Slimeless, legless, housed.
Houseplant?
C R A B
Hermit crab should work? It feels more ‘house’ than a regular exoskeleton
It doesn’t have slime to be yes on the slime axis.
Oooh, or what about that weird critter that births its young through holes in its back? That’s a slimey house with 4 legs!
Edit: Oh wait, no. I looked up ‘animal with holes in its back full of babies’ and it’s the Suriname Toad, so still a frog basically.
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.
It’s Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It’s the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i’d pay for the onlyfans
A well lubeicated turtle
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i’d like to be last in line :) giggity
Barnacle.
Coral
Robot lawn mower
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disabled hermit crab
I don’t know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the “what goes here” corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.
Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.
Almost… the grid is wrong, it should be tortoise… 4 legs , house, dry…
Turtle 4 legs house slimy…
